“Just don’t immediately go assuming it’s gender it may not know yet”
Said LGBT CEO Kelly Switchins at a packed press conference after results from the LGBT study on gender for kids was released.
The study was done over the course of 5 years and over 800 kids between the ages of 2 and 13 participated. They found that kids are not sure if they are boys or girls despite there obvious genetelia.
“Just because she was born a girl doesn’t mean she’s a girl until she finds herself. The same for boys they just don’t know until they know” — Kelly
Rival organization STR8FOLKS President Bruce Lane believes this is just an attempt to control the population by making more kids gay it all starts at home.
“God don’t make no mistakes if my son or daughter starts acting gay I will beat their crooked ass straight, it’s our job as parents to make sure they don’t end up being on the funny side” — BRUCE LANE